Beastie Boys - Professor Booty (Remastered 2009)

[00:00.28] Yo, I don't hang out with those guys [00:01.60] Man, I ain't got nothin' to do with those dudes [00:03.61] Man, I saw your female with 'em too [00:05.21] What's up with her? [00:06.52] I've been hearin' that she been givin' that stuff out to all them graffiti guys [00:09.93] Yo, shut the fuck up, Chico, man [00:11.80] I could paint three of those murals for some of that ass [00:16.10] Professor, what's another word for pirate treasure? [00:20.97] Well, I think it's booty, booty, booty, that's what it is [00:26.57] Yes, I got more bounce than the fuckin' bump [00:29.84] And then you want to know why [00:31.12] Because I'm motherfuckin' truckin' [00:33.08] I'm in the pocket, just like Grady Tate [00:35.12] Got supplies of beats so you don't have to wait [00:37.72] 'Cause I'm the master blaster, drinking up the shasta [00:40.64] My voice sounds sweet 'cause it has to [00:43.25] So light a match to my ass 'cause I'm blowin' up [00:45.82] I'd like to thank the people for just showin' up [00:48.56] But now I want y'all to move it [00:51.38] Put your point on the floor and just prove it [00:53.94] And I'm smurfin', not rehearsin', gettin' live, y'all [00:57.37] A little puffy so you know what I'm doin' right [00:59.56] 'Cause that's the kind of frame of mind I'm in [01:02.60] I got this feelin' that is back again [01:04.43] So don't touch me, 'cause I'm electric [01:07.36] And if you touch me, you'll get shocked [01:10.48] [01:18.37] You got, you got, you got, you got, you got [01:20.96] You've got the boomin' system, but it's sloshing out doo-doo [01:23.87] You think it's chocolate milk, but it's watered down Yoo-hoo [01:26.40] I've been through many times in which I thought I might lose it [01:29.07] The only thing that saved me has always been music [01:31.73] We've got our own studio, the son of the G [01:34.00] It's no question, life's been good to me [01:37.17] 'Cause life ain't nothing but a good groove [01:39.85] A good mixtape to put you in the right mood [01:42.73] This one goes out to my man, the Groove Merchant [01:45.31] Coming through with beats for which I've been searching [01:47.96] Like two sealed copies of expansions [01:50.52] I'm like Tom Vu with yachts and mansions [01:53.18] The logo I sport is the face of the monkey [01:55.82] Union made Ben Davis quality, it's no junk, see [01:58.66] My chrome is shining just like an icicle [02:01.38] I ride around town on my low-rider bicycle [02:04.69] [02:24.99] So many wack emcees, you get the TV bozack [02:28.08] Ain't even gonna call out your names, 'cause you're so wack [02:30.91] But one big oaf whose faker than plastic [02:33.54] A dictionary definition of the word spastic [02:36.42] You should have never started something that you couldn't finish [02:38.81] 'Cause writin' rhymes to me is like Popeye to spinach [02:41.48] I'm bad ass, move your fat ass, 'cause you're wack, son [02:44.20] Dancin' around like you think you're Janet Jackson [02:46.96] Thought you could walk on me to get some ground to walk on [02:49.26] I'll put the rug out from under your ass as I talk on [02:52.66] I'll take you out like a sniper on a roof [02:54.76] Like an emcee at the fever in the DJ booth [02:57.39] With your headphones strapped, you're rockin' rewind-pause [02:59.92] Tryin' to figure out what you can do to go for yours [03:02.52] But like the pencil to the paper, I got more to come [03:05.74] One after another, you can all get some [03:08.19] So you better take your time and meditate on your rhyme [03:10.73] 'Cause your shit'll be stinkin' when I go for mine [03:13.31] And that's right, y'all, don't get uptight, y'all [03:15.93] You can't say shit because you're biting what I write, y'all [03:18.83] And that's wrong, y'all, over the long haul [03:21.78] You can't cut the mustard when you're fronting it all [03:24.47]